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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, March 2023. 

Apr 27, 2022

Do you know what Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) was missing? Hilarious physical comedy from an animated cat and mouse! We analyze the (unnecessary, unwanted, uninspiring) movie Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Hot takes, angst, and eye rolls accompany this episode. ENJOY.

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Apr 20, 2022

If Wonka had a reality show, what would it look like? In perhaps our most chaotic episode yet, we brainstorm and create a 10 episode season for Wonka and his reality debut. Featuring inspiration from RuPaul’s Drag Race, Too Hot To Handle, The Amazing Race, this show is filled with twists and turns. The biggest twist?...


Apr 13, 2022

Take some Dramamine and spend all your money on expensive funnel cakes, because we’re going to an amusement park! Long ago, there was a Willy Wonka theme ride at Alton Towers. We review the ride and then come up with our own delightful ideas for Willy Wonka rides!

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Apr 6, 2022

After finishing his morning cup of simple syrup, Willy Wonka headed straight to the delivery truck with a box tucked under his arm containing six chocolate bars. They would be shipped across space and time (”Take that, FedEx!”) to six particular people. The one thing they have in common?

They are all characters...