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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, March 2023. 

May 25, 2022

We hope you swipe right on this episode despite it’s mega swipe-left vibes. In our never ending spiral into the Wonka Well, we have officially peaked (or hit rock bottom??) and decided to circle back on Wonka’s love life. We asked the question no one has dared ask: What would Willy Wonka’s dating profile be like...


May 18, 2022

Onward to Act II of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical! We enter the factory per usual except this time, the children’s fates are deadly. Come with us as we explore puppetry, some banger songs, and a few set design twists.

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May 11, 2022

The curtain call for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The Musical has finally come. After much anticipation, we go through Act I of this Broadway production that shocked us. A new Wonka is born, Felicia fangirls over Christian Borle, and Elaine drops her first single, “The Tinkerman Can.” To keep up-to-date on all...


May 4, 2022

As Wonka Scholars, we decided it was high time we contributed to the Wonka franchise by pitching our clearly superior candy creations! From the delectable to the frightful, these candies are sure to make you say, “Wow, are they okay?” Even more frightening is that the WONKA TRAILER EXISTS OUT THERE IN THE...