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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, March 2023. 

Mar 30, 2022

Oh, did you not cry hard enough watching Paddington? Well, good thing there’s a sequel to rip your heart out and sew it back together! In this episode, we lose our minds over a new Build-A-Bear promotion and then continue to be emotionally wrecked by a different bear: wee, lil’ Paddington. Be sure to take...


Mar 23, 2022

It’s true: Wonka has been DELAYED by EIGHT MONTHS. Along with this breaking news, Felicia was able to obtain a special report that reveals why they’ve pushed out the prequel’s release.

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Mar 16, 2022

Grab your tissues and call your therapist because we’re diving into the wholesome movie, Paddington! Why is Wonka Watch covering a random movie about an adorable bear trying to find his place in the world? Well! The creators of the movie are the same folks working on Wonka, so come along as we speculate what may...


Mar 9, 2022

Tear out that first part of Charlie and the Glass Elevator because it has nothing to do with the second part of this series breaking down the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Attempt to follow along as Wonka takes Charlie to Hell, the grandparents have bad reactions to vitamins, and DILF Bucket apparently...


Mar 2, 2022

Why take the stairs when you can take a terrifying, glass elevator that defies science and pisses off aliens? We finally dive into the last Dahl canon for Willy Wonka with the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the bizarre Charlie and the Glass Elevator. If you haven’t read the book, don’t worry. We...