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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, March 2023. 

Jan 25, 2023

Well, we made it through the Opera... Our diginity is not intact. 

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this...


Jan 18, 2023

WE HAVE FINALLY CONQUERED THE METAPHORICAL EVIL DRAGON OF THE WONKAVERSE: The multi-hour opera with a 600+ page score! Shocking innovations! The same plot for the 18th time, but like a little bit different! Gargoyles?!? It has it all!

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and...


Jan 11, 2023

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

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Jan 4, 2023

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit 


Dec 28, 2022

Gather round, Wonka Scholars! Today, we share and bask in your submissions and listener poll results in our second Listenerpalooza! From bad dating advice to selecting which Wonka you would eliminate from this earth, this episode is more unhinged than the last Listenerpalooza (which you can listen to here!). Enjoy!

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