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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, December 2023. 

Aug 30, 2023

This week we're diving into the depths of Wonka merch that exist on Ebay AND exploring the customizable Wonderbly My Golden Ticket Book. We meet Lomo the Oompa Loompa and review a genuinely shocking amount of boardgames. Plus we invent new slang sure to be sweeping the nation. 

This podcast was recorded during the 2023...


Aug 23, 2023

Are you stressed out? Do you need a calming podcast to soothe your Wednesday blues? This episode probably won't help, but hey maybe you'll get a good chuckle out of it. Join us this week and experience perhaps the worst ASMR and guided meditations ever recorded. If you make it all the way to the end, you'll be...


Aug 16, 2023

It's time to visit the chocolate themeparks again, this time we're following a scoop sent in by one of our listeners. Join us as we learn about Zotter, a chocolate factory in Austria with an Edible Zoo????? Also, Felicia brings up Timothee Chalamet GQ articles again, it's becoming a problem. 

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Aug 9, 2023

TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS WEARING A SILLY HAT!!! HE'S WEARING A SILLY HAT AND THEREFORE WE MUST DISCUSS!! We also talk about the PS2 game, which isn't just for the PS2, I should clarify, but we've been calling it that and that's what stuck. BUT WE REALLY JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT THE HAT!!!

This podcast was recorded during the...


Aug 2, 2023

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! We take a break from Wonka to re-experience Elaine’s nightmare with some very special guests, Taylor and Jemi from The Final Girl Files! Also, intense discussion about big honking watches. 

This podcast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the actors...