Dec 29, 2021
Roald Dahl thought he knew all there was to Wonka. Mel Stuart dared to assume he could twist the narrative. Tim Burton . . . uh, did what he did with Johnny Wonka, and at Wonka Watch, we say NAY. STOP, HEATHENS. Ye who try to weave the tale of Wonka yet know not of its POWER. It’s STRENGTH. It’s SLASH FIC CAPABILITIES. As Wonka Scholars, it was high-time we added our on cannon to the Wonka-verse. In this episode, Felicia and Elaine read aloud there own Willy Wonka fanfictions for your enjoyment and ruination.
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Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Hughga Loompa: https://fullcirclecinema.com/2021/12/13/hugh-grant-cast-wonka/
Self Insert Fan-fic Generator: http://suegen.azureye.net/mygame/index.html
Timestamps
00:00
3:09 Wonka Watch: Meet Hugh-o-Loompa!
9:45 What is fanfiction? And what is the current state of Willy Wonka fanfiction?
17:33 For Whom the Dahl Tolls by Elaine
20:15 Felicia’s fanfic-generated tale, Willy Wonka Meets Timothée Chalamet: The Early Years
27:35 The Factory Four: Sweet, Sweet Revenge by Elaine.
33:16 A Wonka crossover you never knew you needed, by Felicia.
45:00 A self-insert story for Elaine, by Felicia.
50:10 An Imperfect Love, Wonka x Grandpa Joe by Elaine. PG-13.
1:16:30 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: There will be an Italian mobster element in the Wonka film. An innuendo that the adults will appreciate. Elaine: Hugh-o-Loompa will sing and dance in the movie, but his dance scene will be off just enough that it’s sad to watch.