May 25, 2022
We hope you swipe right on this episode despite it’s mega swipe-left vibes. In our never ending spiral into the Wonka Well, we have officially peaked (or hit rock bottom??) and decided to circle back on Wonka’s love life. We asked the question no one has dared ask: What would Willy Wonka’s dating profile be like in 2022? We analyze all 12 Wonkas and create profiles for them. The fact that this is a sentence is wild lololol.
To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.
We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com
If you’d like to support our podcast, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch :)
Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/
Timestamps
00:00
3.26 Wonka Watch: The counterfeit Wonka candies continues! Felicia was caught unawares by a Wonka scene in The Simpsons’ parody of Succession.
6:37 A review of dating apps prepping for making Willy Wonka his own profile. A review of the dating profile archetypes.
12:16 Let’s make some profiles for our Wonkas!
29:27 Our takeaways.
30:15 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Young Wonka will match-make two elders together. Elaine: One of the song lyrics will use the word “rain.”