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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, March 2023. 

Dec 29, 2021

Roald Dahl thought he knew all there was to Wonka. Mel Stuart dared to assume he could twist the narrative. Tim Burton . . . uh, did what he did with Johnny Wonka, and at Wonka Watch, we say NAY. STOP, HEATHENS. Ye who try to weave the tale of Wonka yet know not of its POWER. It’s STRENGTH. It’s SLASH FIC CAPABILITIES. As Wonka Scholars, it was high-time we added our on cannon to the Wonka-verse. In this episode, Felicia and Elaine read aloud there own Willy Wonka fanfictions for your enjoyment and ruination.

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Want to read along? We posted them LIVE on the INTERNET here:

A Sweet Surprise by Felicia: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch/a-sweet-surprise-felicia-wonka-fanfiction

Fanfic Generator: https://fanficmaker.com/#page=fanfic&ffv3_%252CWilly+Wonka%252Cmale%252CMaking+really+good+Chocolate%252CChocolate+Making%252CThe+Wonka+Factory%252CUnspecified+Potentially+European+Country%252CElaine%252CTimothee+Chalamet%252CFelicia%252CGrandpa+Joe%252Ctrue%252CReed%252CFicklegrubber%252Cmale%252Cthe+really+good+chocolate+bean!%252CANY%252CHero%252CHero%252Cbeginning%252C(nostyle)%252C77%252C0%252C25%252C18%252C1639527932726%252C 

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We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com

Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):

Hughga Loompa: https://fullcirclecinema.com/2021/12/13/hugh-grant-cast-wonka/ 

Self Insert Fan-fic Generator: http://suegen.azureye.net/mygame/index.html 

Timestamps

00:00

3:09 Wonka Watch: Meet Hugh-o-Loompa!

9:45 What is fanfiction? And what is the current state of Willy Wonka fanfiction?

17:33 For Whom the Dahl Tolls by Elaine

20:15 Felicia’s fanfic-generated tale, Willy Wonka Meets Timothée Chalamet: The Early Years

27:35 The Factory Four: Sweet, Sweet Revenge by Elaine.

33:16 A Wonka crossover you never knew you needed, by Felicia.

45:00 A self-insert story for Elaine, by Felicia.

50:10 An Imperfect Love, Wonka x Grandpa Joe by Elaine. PG-13.

1:16:30 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: There will be an Italian mobster element in the Wonka film. An innuendo that the adults will appreciate. Elaine: Hugh-o-Loompa will sing and dance in the movie, but his dance scene will be off just enough that it’s sad to watch.