May 4, 2022
As Wonka Scholars, we decided it was high time we contributed to the Wonka franchise by pitching our clearly superior candy creations! From the delectable to the frightful, these candies are sure to make you say, “Wow, are they okay?” Even more frightening is that the WONKA TRAILER EXISTS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. AHHHHHHH.
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Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Insight on the Wonka trailer: https://people.com/movies/wonka-first-look-relase-pushed-to-december-2023-timothee-chalamet-cinemacon/
Timestamps
00:00 We begin with a candy anecdote from Felicia.
2:45 Wonka Watch: THE WONKA TRAILER EXISTS AND IS IN THE WORLD. We review responses and have a mental breakdown.
15:28 Let’s brainstorm some Wonka candies!
17:00 Felicia let’s an AI generator come up with some candies.
21:46 Elaine’s brainstorming plan for candies. A weird skit about Fickelgruber.
24:25 The candy pitches begin!
50:28 We realize we accidentally did episode one of our Wonka reality TV show.
51:15 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Rowen Atkinson is the clergyman. Elaine: She will cry while watching Wonka. There will be a tiny animal that will harass Keegan-Michael Key and Matt Lucas throughout the movie.
53:19 Outro!