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An unofficial podcast about the Wonka-verse from two people who didn't think they cared about Willy Wonka until they learned a prequel was being made and it rocked their world. You may think, how much is there to say about Wonka, the most forgettable and most memorable franchise? More than you would ever believe. Join us as we count down to the day of the Wonka Rapture, December 2023. 

Dec 28, 2022

Gather round, Wonka Scholars! Today, we share and bask in your submissions and listener poll results in our second Listenerpalooza! From bad dating advice to selecting which Wonka you would eliminate from this earth, this episode is more unhinged than the last Listenerpalooza (which you can listen to here!). Enjoy!

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Dec 21, 2022

Remember that episode from like six months ago where we kind of reviewed a philosophy book but mostly talked about salad bars. No? Well, it's time for us to finally finish what we started!! But this time, the essays are actually good!

Here's a link to Part 1, if you want a refresher:


Dec 18, 2022

Hello, Wonka Scholars. This is Elaine. Sorry we missed our episode this week, but as you can probably hear, something horrible has happened: I have been cursed and turned into an old British man. It’s awful. I only want to grunt in response to emotional conversations with my loved ones. I desire bland foods. I’m...


Dec 7, 2022

Today, we enter into the Dahlverse and explore Roald Dahl’s book George’s Marvelous Medicine, one of Felicia’s favorite childhood books that is, quite frankly, disturbing. If you’ve ever had the urge to exact revenge on a family member, then this book is for you!

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Nov 30, 2022

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